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A candle may melt and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart…

Adult means a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Q:- Why did Bin Ladin stop having s*x with his wife?
A:- Because every time he would spread her legs, he saw Bush!

Power of maths:
One day a box was not opening
Lawyer came,applied all laws but it didnt open
Chemist came,applied all reactions but it didnt open
Physician came,applied all forces but it didnt open
Then Mathematician came and said Let us assume the box is open

MBBS Final Exams,
Question paper: Fill in the blanks . . .

If a lady faints, we must 1st check her pu_ s _

Only few students are passed who wrote: Pulse

Here are 3 ways to catch a tiger:-

1. NEWTONS METHOD: Allow the tiger 2 catch u, nd catch the tiger.
2. EINSTEINS METHOD: Chase the tiger until it become tired, then catch it.
3. Pakistani Police METHOD :Catch a cat beat it until it accepts, it’s as tiger…

Kon kehta hae ke ye insan hae Faraz
ye insan nahi hae faraz faraz faraz